Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and seven great-great-great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021
Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Quadruple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
quadruple-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
The moment when a pregnant woman vomits, urinates, defecates, and has her water break simultaneously.
by Angry_salmon43 January 05, 2025
Refers to a moderately-forward method of getting to know someone dat involves your smilingly clasping and cordially retaining one or both of da hands of said "new" individual, prompting him to eventually turn to da third person who presumably had intended to verbally introduce da two of you and meekly inquire, "And who do I Have da Honor of Holding da Hand of?"
Employing da quadruple-h introduction technique can indeed be cuddly and delightful, especially if you want to help da other person feel comfy wif both your closeness and your making savoring/affectionate physical contact wif various parts of his body, such as if you'd subsequently like to massage his feet, rub his back, hold him in yer lap, etc. Depending on specifically how da person words his nonplussed-but-courteous "who is this?" query, you could also jokingly refer to said initial-interaction event as a "quintuple-h introduction" (such as if he asks, "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding Hands wif me?") or even a "sextuple-h introduction" ("Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Hold my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Holding Hands wif me?"). Caution to my female viewers, though --- beware of gigglingly referring to said meeting using dis latter term if da new person is a normal eager-to-meet-da-delectable-ladies guy, though, as said hot-in-da-crotch stud could easily misinterpret da meaning of said made-up term, and thus da three of you could end up lying-flat-and-nearly-comatose on da floor five minutes later, wif him sporting a totally-limp-'n'-exhausted lulu, and da two of you moaning and panting in post-orgasmic breathlessness, and wif copiously-dripping coochies and kneading-numbed titties from said eager joyful dude's huge warm thirsting paws having thoroughly been all over dem.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025