Dirty parfait

The Dirty Parfait is when a male ejaculates into the mouth of a woman whose mouth is full of granola. The resulting mixture is then spit back into the males mouth to be eaten.

Sammy, ' ARRGG!!!!, It hurts sooo good!! ( busts a nut)

Megan, '(muffled sounds) *spits the dirty parfait into his mouth*

Sammy, ' Oh, God!! How i've been waiting for this!'

by Slamma_Jamma May 1, 2012

strawberry parfait

When a male has sex with a female during her period

girl-baby strawberry parfait me!
guy-thats some strawberry pussy,hell no!

by oto February 20, 2008

parfait poopy cutter

aka thong; divides a rather large size poop into 2 thin strips.

ohh bro... she just started poopin on my carpet and i thought it was just 2 poops but because of the parfait poopy cutter it was 4...... terib layyyy

not another ruined rug! she pooped after the wedding in her dress and the parfait poopy cutter split her chocolate hot dog in two

by brometheusTHEsnazer August 19, 2010

plarf

plarf was originally meant to describe a nasty shit but is now mainly used to evoke frustration, disappointment or apathy.

(from "man, i just plarfed my brains out" to, simply, "plarf.")

by LTL August 25, 2009

Parf

An expulsion of air through the penis.

My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.

by snoopdoggydex January 1, 2012

Parfacial

A parfacial is when you blow your load on a woman's face and then add fruit topping or granola and feed it to her with a spoon.

I had some extra blueberries so I decided to give Mary a parfacial before they went bad.

by limebeary April 13, 2009

parfed

Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.

1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.

2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.

by The Real Dan-O October 4, 2013