Puritan Party of America

a not yet existing political party Noah Hirsch is trying to form

The Puritan Party of America is more conservative than the Constitution and Tea Parties.

by personwhoiswritingandtalking October 23, 2020

reverse puritan

a person outraged at those not prepared to forget everything and party.

Jim: "Hey, did you hear about the party at Dave's house tomorrow?"

Mike: "Sorry, but I'm busy then. I have a lot of work to do."

Jim: "What?!?!"

Mike: "Ugh, another reverse puritan."

by Here's Johnny!!! July 4, 2011

Purdah

One of many Irish words for Potato.
Possibly coined from the Irish word for the delicious wee boyos, "Práta"

Get them there purdahs on the boil there wumman!

by Lanus November 27, 2011

Puritan

A street in Detroit that everyone thinks their from.

Sam: yea man, I’m from Puritan

John: man just stfu, lying ass nigga

by RealRichhhhh February 3, 2020

apps purday

crazy chick in my class who got no game and is gonna get her ass eaten up by bow wizzle

Apps purday is a crazy ho

by jaych November 19, 2003

Booby Puritan

A Booby Puritan is someone who religious insists that babies should by fed breast milk instead of baby formula. Some more extreme Booby Puratans may expand this idea to replacing all milk in a child’s diet with their own breast milk, for example cookies.

Karen, the Booby Puritan, is feeding her 8 year old child breast milk. Frankly, this is disgusting, she should of stopped.

by DrAccius October 18, 2021

Purinate the water

To urinate in or over a body of water such as over a toilet bowl or in a pool, lake, river, or ocean. The act of peeing in the water as if you were disinfecting it with your urine.

After refusing to pay to use the bathroom, Juan and Nick went into the ocean to purinate the water.

by Saturn20102c March 14, 2015