Munt punter

A bloke (usually ugly) who trawls nightspots collecting duds and rejects after all the half-decent tottie have found kennels for the night.

I say, Ethel. Down that pint of absinthe! Time us girls took leave of this fine establishment before the munt punters turn up!

by Patrick Staton September 13, 2009

punstrumental

Adjective describing lines of conversation (that are often tangential or irrelevant digressions) instrumental only in framing a pun or other such lexical ambiguity humourously applied.

Compare shaggy dog story.

"do you mean to tell me our entire conversation was so you could make one of your stupid puns?"

could be rewritten as

"I now realise our conversation has been entirely punstramental"

by thewilster October 18, 2004

punter

(In the world of professional skiing, ski racing, selected freestyle skiers, upper-level alpine skiing, those skiers 'in the know')
A lower-class skier. A skier that cannot ski a blue or black ski run. A certain breed of skier frowned upon by other skiers that know what they are doing. Often wears the 'punter uniform' consisting of a jacket from the 60's, jeans tucked into ski boots, a baseball cap and sunglasses or a neckwarmer worn as a hat. If this describes you, go away.
Also, all snowboarders.

"Look at that guy who just crashed! What a punter!"
"Where did you learn to ski? You're such a punter!"

by Alexandra Banks June 12, 2008

Punkster

A punk and a gangster.

She's always out and about, she's a punkster.

by Aphrile August 5, 2014

Punstruck

A combination of "Dumbstruck" and "Pun"

Thus, "Punstruck" is to be dumbstruck or confused by a pun.

Al: "Whale Whale Whale, What have we here"

Yang: "what?"

Al: "It's funny because the word Whale sounds like Well, and it's a common phrase when people say 'well well well' so it's a pun."

Yang: "I'm punstruck"

by AlanG-LeAngryBirds December 19, 2012

Baby Punter

The act of punting a baby into either an open field or over a fence using various kicking styles.

Jesse is one of the best baby punters I’ve ever seen..he will surely be a hall of famer.

by The Stream Tornado June 2, 2021

punkster

a person who wants to be "punk," dresses like a "punk," uses the word "punk" as often as possible, listens to "punk" music, and pretends to give a shit about politics. (see: george w bush.) listens to mainstream- and pop-punk, and drops names of classic punk (sex pistols, ramones) or obscure (possibly made-up) bands as often as possible, but doesn't actually own any of their music. thinks they make up for it by owning tshirts with their picture on them from hot topic. loves sid vicious. (doesn't realize he wasn't in the original lineup and didn't actually play any instruments on the records, because glen matlock recorded for them even after he left the band.) acts like a dick to anyone at a show who isn't dressed like them. has lots of piercings, preferably multiple lip piercings, a monroe, or something random like an arm piercing. thinks it's "punk" to do drugs, drink, and smoke, because they're underage and their parents still pay for their room and board, food, electricity, heating, water, and their crappy clothes. loves myspace. or hates myspace, because it's run by the Establishment. covers themselves in safety pins for absolutely no reason. thinks DIY means cutting up your hot topic tshirt with the used on it to show off your cleavage. has had a fauxhawk at least once in their life.

a self-proclaimed punk is most often a punkster.

Punkster: OMG, i hate George Bush. Fuckin Nazi. I wish somebody would assassinate him already and kill his whole family. He did 9/11 you know!
Me: Who cares about Bush? We already know he's a dick, we already know he's fucked things up, but he's going to be out of office in a year or so anyway. There are other things in the world that are more important right now. If you want something to change, DO it.
Punkster: Fuck you, fuckin poseur. (Walks away, chains, saftey pins, and piercings jingle)
Me: OMG, I hate punksters.

by pais March 30, 2007