puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

puffed me off

Getting a Blow Job. Also known as being puffed or sucked off

I met a native girl on a bc ferry once and she puffed me off below deck

by Urban.IT December 13, 2021

all puffed up

when your dick swells increasingly large after excessive durations of sex, and or masterbations.

you are home alone on a saturday night, and jerking off to porn with 22 browsers open, and 7 hours later, you look at your dick, and AWESOME!! its "all puffed up", and fat like nigga cock.

by MasterBlaster66 January 15, 2010

Jet-Puffed Mo'

If you don't know what a JPM is, then you're probably one.

Man.. I can't stand those filthy Jet-Puffed Mo'.

by Mar_Wood December 22, 2021

Tini-mini-Puf

Being in a party and watching people,nagging,criticise making faze,
taking care not to spoild garment,Etc.

You may say that he is Tini-mini-fuf.
Small person in behavior.Relats to minor things,not so important.

by shi.ouz August 27, 2005

Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

Puffing The Ol' Lucy

Smoking an E-Cigarette

Person 1: Look Dan, Olivia is puffing the Ol' Lucy!
Dan: That Olivia is getting wild!

by Liton12 June 30, 2015