Pucker Factor

The act of your sphincter grabbing some of the seat underneath you as you narrowly escape a dire situation (i.e. an emergency procedure, enemy fire, RPGs, SAM missiles.) while flying a helicopter for the U.S. Army.

My pucker factor was on level 10 when I experienced enemy fire and lost power to my engines. We autorotated and made it safely to the ground. But dang, i still got some of that seat in my butt.

by AViatorQ March 4, 2010

pucker factor

A term used in the early 1970's US Army Paratrooper School to describe the fear of jumping out of an airplane for the first time.

He had so much pucker factor as he was about to jump, you couldn't drive a ten penny nail with a two pound hammer through his ass.

by plumber extraordinaire August 21, 2003

penis pucker

The collapsing of the vagina after being fisted.

Dude, my mom has amazing penis pucker!

by Harry Kak August 9, 2006

Pale Pucker

An ass recently waxed and bleached.

Her pale pucker gleamed brightly in the darkness of her bedroom.

by John A W September 25, 2005

Pucker Nuts

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.

Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"

by Silversnow May 30, 2011

doop-pucker

A coveted occupation where one sqeezes the poop out of ducks for minimum wage.

Look at the doop-pucker squeeze that chick.

by daddypapa September 18, 2008

Puckered-Hole

An asshole that’s been fucked so hard, it puckers like a pair of lips hungry for more cock; Loose, used-up whore hole.

“After pulling down his pants, Nicolas was shocked to see Alex’s puckered-hole, clearly beat up by big cock, as his innocent face did not match his used sluthole.”

by OCIN_OCIN September 21, 2022