Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.
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Like a toadstool...I lay there , annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Karts -Stormy Daniels
by Snowflake75 September 18, 2018
Get the Yeti Pubes mug.The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.
My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!
by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009
Get the Puberty Christmas mug.A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.
It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?
John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.
Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.
Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!
EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!
Joe: What his problem?
Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?
John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.
Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.
Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!
EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!
Joe: What his problem?
Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
Get the Bad Pube Day mug.The act of tickling or playing with your own pubic hair because you have nothing else to do; wasting time.
by T.Man October 7, 2005
Get the pube tickling mug.Person 1:OH MAN!! that guy should shave more often, he has such a pubeface!
Person 2:Yah he must be a wally
Person 2:Yah he must be a wally
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