pits and pearls

good and bad, the pitfall and the secret of success

Dr Ting gave pits and pearls of LASIK, the latest refractive surgery in the conference.

by Ying Ting Chen January 9, 2009

pittsburgh his penguin

When you suck someone’s dick and they really like it when someone chokes on their dick, because it makes them feel like they’ve got a big dick. So you like choke on the dick while sucking it, it’s like an ego booster.

“Sidney isn’t doing so good lately, I think I should pittsburgh his penguin.”

by shittyromcom May 31, 2018

Pittsfield

The largest city in Berkshire County, Western Massachusetts. Despite the county’s reputation for seasonal beauty/high-end tourism, Pittsfield is a relative wasteland--the result of GE closing, the largest employer of locals for decades. GE operations left behind PCBs, contaminating land/bodies of water. This has had long-term effects not only to the economy, which has exponentially crumbled, but to the biology of the city’s residents as well. Mutations have increased in incidence, with the downtown populated by mutants, street ghouls, retards, sex offenders etc. There are many Rascal scooter riders who may be missing legs, and ride slowly in traffic--though many can walk. Some of the to-be-demolished buildings of GE still stand, and young people enjoy drinking and breaking into the various condemned/abandoned buildings around the city. The youth culture also has a musical scene of punk rock/hardcore shows, where kids mosh to bands they think are somehow legendary. There are many trashy bars to drink, find cocaine, be attacked by Hells Angels, or get stabbed/shot. In an effort to “revitalize” the streets, hipsters from Brooklyn and elsewhere have recently infiltrated the city under the guise of creating a renaissance--by promoting amateur art, elitist local businesses, and pretending that baseball was invented in Pittsfield. Meanwhile, the original population of mutants continues to live jobless and/or addicted to crack.

A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen using a turkey baster has been charged with domestic assault and battery in Pittsfield.

by mighty mutanimal May 1, 2011

pittsburgh

A city in western pennsylvania that loves its sports especially the steelers. Surprisingly beautiful with warm frendly people.

station square on a satuurday night before a steelers game

by Andrew April 6, 2005

Pittsburgh Steamer

The Pittsburgh Steamer is a popular twist on the famed Cleveland Steamer. It features the standard pooper and poopee, but in this classy rendition, the pooper throws french fries and cole slaw on top of the mess.

Naw man... It was a Pittsburgh Steamer, not a Cleveland Steamer. Johnny threw french fries and cole slaw all over Jane once he was done dropping a deuce on her chest. Common mistake.

by Yinzerguy November 19, 2010

Pittsburgh Shitter

A Randomly placed toilet in someones basement. There is generally no walls or even the rest of the bathroom.

Its out in the open and sometime accompanied by an oddly placed shower against the wall that uses the drain in the center of the basement floor.

These are common in old mill houses built in the 40's and 50's

When we were kids. I was over my friends house and his mom yelled at his dad the next time he was going to blow up the bathroom he was to use the Pittsburgh Shitter.

by lyquiddye May 3, 2011

Pittsfield

A small "city" in Western Massachusetts that used to be a hopping blue collar place, but the biggest employer starting closing down over the past three decades and now the brainiacs have decided to ride the "art" horse to death to bring tourism, which only results in clogging of the streets with dumbasses from Florida, Jersey, Connecticut, and New York who apparently still need driving lessons or are just THAT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE to make you late for work EVERY DAY no matter how early you leave your house. And the art is stupid.

"I'm sorry I'm late for work... had to drive through Pittsfield to get there and almost ran some freaking New Yorkers off the road in a fit of rage."

by Resident Hottie June 17, 2008