Procrastibate

When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.

Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.

by Scapegoat28 June 6, 2010

Procastibaking

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.

"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"

by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010

procrastinate

what you are doing right now.
get back to work

in response to accusations of grade inflation in the US colleges, alluc.org was developed to devastating effect. And by now my show is done downloading and I must get back to 'procrastinate' ing.

by johnsmith101 December 14, 2008

Procrastifacebooking

(verb) to procrastinate by going on Facebook; to prevent one's self from doing another tedious activity by going on Facebook, especially if one is a student avoiding homework

Master Chief: what are you up to?

Cortana: Procrastifacebooking. I have to read 4 chapters for class tomorrow, so I'm looking at pictures from Heather's party last weekend on Facebook instead.

Master Chief: Ah

by Commander Keyes April 7, 2009

procrastubate

putting off work to masturbate

Instead of doing his homework last night, Bobby procrastubated.

by nick pappagiorgio February 15, 2015

pro-procrastinate

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.

jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."

by should be writing a paper! April 16, 2010

procrastinate

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

by Zach G. December 3, 2003