Pretard

A person who is both pretentious and retarded.

e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.

by Dr.Turtle August 20, 2011

Proletards

Woke individuals that are actually "broke" individuals, not monetarily, but philosophically. These are the working class people that think that just because they put the pieces together, they invented the concept or idea. These individuals think that "Their non-material, non-profit worlds are realms where rivers run with milk and coffee, where wine spurts from rocks at their command, where pastry drops on them from clouds at the price of opening their mouth." ~AR. These are the individuals that are woke and racist, who also don't realize that Karl Marx was a profound racist. They chastise others for being racists, but never took the time to realize they were supporting one of the most racist philosophers of our time. Not only did he get his economics wrong, he bungled his Metaphysics, his Epistemology, Ethics, and his Collectivistic politics. These Proletards never even venture into Aesthetics, they just LARP at any attempt.

Wow bro, voting for Bernie or the Left is the make Proletards. Don't be the guy that thinks one individuals rights can Trump another individuals rights. It's like saying that everyone has a right to universal healthcare, but in the process, some individuals rights supersede other individuals rights and make some individuals slaves to your pretend rights. Wow, what a contradiction in terms, what a disgusting waste of flesh.

by Objectivityiskey August 4, 2020

Poketardiness

When you are late to work or important meetings because you were Playing Pokemon on your phone .

Sorry Sir, I realize I was late to work today, but you see, I saw an Abra in my driveway ! I feel my POKETARDINESS should be overlooked as this was a rare catch! It's a valid excuse, I can get a note from my mother if you need one.

by woopsi August 8, 2016

pretard

1. Just short of being completely retarded. Not to the drooling and Foam helmet point, but pretty damned close.

Anyone calling himself slick is a pretard.

by Dr. John Smarts July 31, 2005

proletarian

The lower class of a society.

Poor people.

Eviscerate the proletarian!

by larstait October 12, 2003

Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.

Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!

by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017

pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

by HedyBlog January 25, 2008