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Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.
Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.
by Yopmail User August 27, 2023
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Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018
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prinning

Its where in league of legends you play with your friends at first you do well, then you fuck up and throw the game. Then next game where you want to redeem yourself, you disconnect a couple of times, then you try to be an asshole and you start enforcing rather than teaching and now you don't have anymore friends.
"Great, I think I haven't eaten in awhile that I'm prinning now"
by xfioramaster18 May 9, 2014
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prancing pussies

the Yalie jackoffs in downtown New Haven that prance across the street like little pussies...the prance is not a walk and not a jog, it's just the way a prancing pussy would prance to get to class on time
While we were driving our box truck in New Haven, John mowed down 4 prancing pussies on College Street alone.
by Yalies are Faggots February 20, 2004
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Prancing Pony

the act of a guy giving his girl anal sex
and holding her while prancing around as a Pony
OHH Henry that Prancing Pony was terrific
by hoemoe April 4, 2007
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prancing hince

A rescuer of damsels in distress whose motive is to get a thank you fuck. AKA: Handsome Prince
"Look Krystal, your prancing hince has arrived with a round of drinks!"
by blownaway1369 June 21, 2009
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prancing charlie

One that likes to prance around naked in all places. Commonly found in nude camps - perticularly in Nebraska- where pies are aplenty. Fond of cheese, pies and mullets. Prancing Charlies dislike toilets and all things that are not coated in pie scented cleaner.
Naked Prancing Charlie, aka Mrs Bernard Clark (just kidding, HE'S MINE!)
by Mrs Very Hairy Lee April 28, 2005
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