A weird thing that guys can do to girls by being with them for too long. Pregnant women are mentally the same as the incredible hulk.
by Skirtypie22 December 13, 2019

You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms
Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works
by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018

dude 1: hey what happened to that ashley bitch
dude 2: didn't you hear... she was a whore and got PREGNANT
dude 2: didn't you hear... she was a whore and got PREGNANT
by kelv June 18, 2005

by anonymous April 19, 2023

I read an article a couple weeks ago, apparently swimming is a really good activity if you are pregnant. You got the floating thing going but they also did a study... and pregnanters who swam experienced less pain during the birth.
by Hoogle46 December 22, 2008

by Thehotperson6789124 March 3, 2019

My wife is pregnant.
by MonkeyHutch96 December 2, 2010
