prevert

When someone gets all excited and acts like a horny pervert previous to anything really happening.

God Jason, I'm just taking off my scarf, do you have to be such a prevert all the time !?

by dw8177 July 7, 2016

Prevaility

moment of basking in once what has prevailed moments before.

I am in prevaility of my latest achievement of building a masterpiece.

by Jay Drift April 12, 2009

prevaricator

A fancy word for liar.

Tim your such a liar
You mean prevaricator, Jack

by Prevaricator November 12, 2017

pussy preventor

The female version of a cock blocker. When a female is talking to a guy and another female steps up and ruins her chances for her.

Jill toataly had that guy into her until drunk Sue came up and pussy prevented her. She's a pussy preventor!

by Glennzigx December 14, 2016

Loss Prevention Officer

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.

Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

by LPO in CA June 19, 2008

Prevenge

Like revenge, but without waiting for the act to occur.

Sure that Saddam Hussein would attack the USA, the acting president got prevenge by attacking first.

by Larry Montgomery February 2, 2004

chain of prevents

A chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.

Billy: "Did you do the paper for history last night?"

Edwards: "Well, I started it but then Jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and... long story short, I didn't get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents."

by Antrock February 25, 2010