Professional Coper

A person who is willing to never accept there in the wrong and they just cope.

Look at Greyson he is a Professional coper

by AshtonL January 28, 2023

Read Possession

The percentage of time you actually read during study hours.

Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"

Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"

by killer bee October 25, 2012

Dilmonic Possession

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.

Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

PPB (Professional Polite Bitch)

A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.

This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2018

professional mother

One who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. Such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc... habits. This is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.

Some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.

by byteme March 5, 2004

Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

Possession is nine-tenths of the law

1. If you actually possess something, you have a stronger legal claim to owning it than someone who merely says it belongs to him or her.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.

1. Dana may say he owns this house, but we actually live in it, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.

by Dorothy-cute April 1, 2011