polar rotation

When heavy breasted women get fucked doggy-style in the northern hemisphere,their hanging boobs swing in a clockwise circular motion.Conversely,boobs in the southern hemisphere scribe a counterclockwise path.

I had the ole lady's tits in full polar rotation last night.

by wolfbait51 May 18, 2011

photarded

Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.

1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."

by u5terk March 2, 2009

Polaroid Avoid

Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.

Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb

by Piscineinthewind August 15, 2010

Polar Bear Jerk Circ

Imagine your in the snow with your guys in a jerk circ and you all cum and it freezes mid air

Yo dude it’s so cold we could do a polar bear jerk circ

by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019

Polar Head

When someone puts ice cubes in their mouth and performs oral sex.

"Hey dude, I just got polar head from this girl."
"How was it?"
"I can't feel my dick."

by Corn On The Cobiner April 25, 2022

Toasty Polar bear

Getting a handjob useing IcyHot as a lubricate.

Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you?
Guy 2: I got a toasty polar bear and my nuts still burn.

by Domingo2011 May 11, 2010

polar bear shot

1 oz. Creme de Cacao & 1 oz. Creme de Menthe in a shot glass.
taste like peppermint patties! great way to get drunk, taste good and kicks in quick!

1 oz. Creme de Cacao & 1 oz. Creme de Menthe. polar bear shot is my fav!

by Patrick Joel January 13, 2009