Pork

Inspired by the motion picture, Mr. Woodcock, this word is used as a synonym for intercourse. Generally used by males. Alternate uses include, porked, porking, will pork.

Yo O'leary pork that shit!

You would be mad too if your sister was being porked by Ellis.

by Dearn June 29, 2009

Pork

Slang work for Dick, or the act of having sex with a woman.

Hey baby, what say you and me have a 3 way. You, me, and some of this Pork.

by doc hargrove October 19, 2008

Pork

You can’t teach pork

(Thicket than pig shit)

Oh fucks sake Steven, you can’t teach pork

by Porkteacher January 15, 2019

porked

Broken or not working properly.

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.

by watman April 7, 2009

Pork

1.Contrary to popular belief, Pork means the female's vagina (from Latin vagĭna, literally "sheath" or "scabbard").

2.Can also be used to spite someone when they fail due to your win.

1. Her pork was so nice.

2. (in soccer game, dude 1 kicks ball into goal, then tells goalkeeper)
dude 1: in your PORK!

by lordofdudes December 14, 2010

Pork

During Intercourse, jam your penis into the other person's anal cavity

My girlfriend was cheating on me and lied, so i porked her

by Falados October 5, 2007

Porking

To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).

Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.

by Goldring May 9, 2007