1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.
2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.
Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.
Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.
Parent: No. They're too sugary.
Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.
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poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...
too many to name.
too many to name.
by _bang December 28, 2005
Get the poptart mug.1) In my area, a poptart is a word to describe those who are bent on the new culture of music, Pop being the leading, closely followed by any R&B or Hip Hop artists. As in they only listen to their type of music and bash any other type of music they listen to. They tend to have no reguard for other types of music, and continue their violent rampage on making 'their' type of music the 'number one'.
2) A tasty snack that can be eatten in the morning.
2) A tasty snack that can be eatten in the morning.
1) Person number one: Hey! Have you checked out that System of a Down CD?
Poptart: No way! OMG! That music is like, so stupid! I only like MY music. Like Brittney Spears, and HILARY DUFF, and BLACK EYED PEAS! OMG!~ MY HUMPS!!!121!
2) Person number one: I ate poptarts this morning!
Person number two: No fair! I just had that nasty poisoned school lunch.
Poptart: No way! OMG! That music is like, so stupid! I only like MY music. Like Brittney Spears, and HILARY DUFF, and BLACK EYED PEAS! OMG!~ MY HUMPS!!!121!
2) Person number one: I ate poptarts this morning!
Person number two: No fair! I just had that nasty poisoned school lunch.
by Took December 28, 2005
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Person 1: I'm hungry! What is there to eat?
Person 2: There's Poptarts, Oreos-
Person 1:POPTARTS!
Person 2: Why do you like them so much?
Person 1: How could you not like a damn poptart?!
Person 2: There's Poptarts, Oreos-
Person 1:POPTARTS!
Person 2: Why do you like them so much?
Person 1: How could you not like a damn poptart?!
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