by jason mchua August 17, 2004
(n) An erection stimulated by dropping a deuce. Recent studies suggest that the porous membrane of the prostate is excited and results in an unintentional boner or stiffy. Researchers have yet to discern if ejaculation is also possible.
"Dude I just took a break in the shitter and got an boner! so I looked it up and urban dictionary defined it as a "pooner"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"
by supertrooperdude_69 March 11, 2010
"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"
by Brad Thomas October 23, 2007
by filthy spitfire March 27, 2010
Anyone who would rather chill out with their families on a friday night then their friends and secretly masubating after their uncle goes to sleep
Im going to see my uncle cuz im a pooner, pooners dont like swiss chalet, 14 and a quarter inch pooner
by DON STASHIO May 01, 2010
You'll all wrong. The real definition is (watch OZ) a person sticking a spoon in the other guy ass, the reciever is a pooner. A person can be a pooner that likes to stick spoons up his own ass too.
by The Dirty Pajerty March 31, 2006
by Professor Ownage May 04, 2008