poon

1) (n.) "Action" given out by the female sex, which all men desire
2) (n.) Ability to "put out"

1. "Fuck this dude lets go get some poon"
2. "This girl is so prude, she doesnt give any poon"

by poon-santa December 28, 2005

poon

A man's asshole

John: I love to slay poon
Jeff: I know, my asshole is still sore!

by vaginalicker666 January 16, 2013

poon

To get one's ass kicked in a Game.
Also known as Power Owned.

Oh man this lizzy just pooned me!
Dude i sooo pooned you!

by Tarawen May 13, 2005

poon

what you do to a noob

dude you got pooned like a little moob

by mikey mike mo August 21, 2008

poon

nothing... this word does not exist because the true spelling is p-u-n-e. so look up p-u-n-e

1) jerry: man that guy is a poon,
Lenny: no you spell pune p-u-n-e
jerry: oh yeah i forgot i was a dumbass

by kevin michael mcalpine November 5, 2004

poon

A smelly brazilian who finds pleasures in getting action with wooden chefs

"hey pooooooooooooooooon"

by Shyn November 29, 2003

poon

Someone so lame that they will never get laid in their life, unless they somehow scrape together enough money to hire a ho. Ranks above an unterpoon

Oh my god, look at that guy over there with the triple thick glasses and pants at his belly button. What a poon.

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006