Pooch

Another name for a dog or female , mainly for a female who's a bitch but a bad bitch who does as she's told

"Look at are lass, she's a right pooch"

by Sloankettering March 16, 2015

pooche

extra fat and/or skin in your lower abdomen area

if you eat too much, your pooche will grow

by bella0613 November 14, 2010

Pooch

An utter mong. A person who feels the need to chip in with random, pathetic and pointless comments or noises. Of which have no real value or credibility to the conversation. Usually these comments which make you a Pooch are completely off topic and just generally force all people listening to temporarily hate the person who chipped in.

Josh: - "Luke, how much work you got left to do?"

Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)

Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"

Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)

Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."

Pooch: - "Woof"

Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"

by David.fear.is.a.mong. May 1, 2010

Pooch

pooch: is a non-derogatory term for that pad of fat just south of a woman's navel, but north of her genitalia.

She was relaxing when her husband poked her in the pooch.

by baddozer April 18, 2009

Pooch

Used to refer to something that is not good. Particularly cinema.

How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.

by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch

A hairy Caucasian, disease filled Vagina. Usually containing herpes or chlamydia.

Mrs. Barbra Bell's hairy pooch was quite stinky today.

by Squasssh May 10, 2011

Pooch

Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.

Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.

You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.

by johnny x baby May 15, 2012