Pony

A pony is a man who everyone one wants cause he is all pretty but then they realise how fucking useless it is cant compare to a war horse or a stalion and colt with it's weak physical aspect small dick and overall lack luster personality

"Do you know that new kid aaron?"
"Yeah"
"He's such a fucking"pony
"Yeah like honestly I need my self a stalion"
I need my self a war horse

by Big chappo October 24, 2018

Pony

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.

Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.

by Yuppie November 04, 2004

ponied

owned but worse. originated when I made it up while talking with friends in early 2004 while discussing the hilarity of people typing pwned instead of owned. i made the jump and pronounced it with a "p" and it evolved into ponied. which was fitting since we know a guy that goes by pony, and he thinks he owns everyone. again, i want to reinstate that i made this up, not this other n00b prof. walrus.

trapspeed.com ponies all other sites!

by appleburger April 28, 2005

Pony

A person who participates in erotic roleplay as a pony, horse or other type of equine. Used in conjunction with the activity itself: "ponyplay".

She likes pulling a cart as a pony.

by CabbyD November 17, 2013

pony

slang for a Ford Mustang, an older muscle car that was quickly replaced and outshined by the Pontiac Firebird.

Man, your firebird just smoked that pony.

by The Vince December 02, 2003

Pony

Noun - Pony - Marijuana i.e I LOVE PONY

Verb - (To ride the pony/getting pony'd) - To partake in any form of sense enhancing activity e.g getting high/drunk.

I ride the pony most weekends.

or
I got so pony'd I fell on my face twice and now I look like an actual pony...

Could go on forever. Pony is universal. Use at own disposal. All comes from a love of pony and a new found love of actual ponies....
Thought pony riding was fun.
Horse riding is A TRIP.

by NEWAGECOWBOYS November 04, 2010

pony

1. something used to cheat in class

2. a small bell shaped liquor glass

They tried to offer a pony, but I turned it down.

by The Return of Light Joker March 08, 2011