Pensive Urticaria

An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.

Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire Republican Party, and the majority of YouTube commenters.

I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.

by Dremora Valkynaz September 2, 2016

Poncio Pilato

Filipino name for Pontius Pilate.
Termed for a person who washed his hands on anything.

Just like Pontius Pilate did to our Lord Jesus Christ when He was given to the Christ Killers for execution

Nag-Poncio Pilato ang Pangulo sa kaso ng presong si Bong.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Pongidae

a old taxon family of Great ape included Chimpanzees, gorilla and Orangutan and Now Classed as Hominidae with human

Pongidae is in no longer use as family

by TigerWorld February 25, 2021

National Pensive Day

National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.

Person 1: 😔

Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?

Person 1: It’s national pensive day!

by RanoonRanoon June 3, 2021

Ronis Ponis

Resident of the beavers dam
Gobbler of the fish
Duelist of the bears

Damn, that beaver is really quite the ronis ponis

by Ducksinoir June 22, 2022

pensive

Sustained thought usually accompnied by sadness.

Ever since the loss of her husband she seems pensive.

by OriginalBanana January 25, 2008

Rainbow Ponies!

An exclamation of joy, also something to break awkard silences.

"You just won a million dollars!"
"RAINBOW PONIES!"

also-
"I farted."
"Rainbow Fricking Ponies!"

by NLT (the boy band!) lover May 12, 2008