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pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.
Related Words
ponsi ponsie pensi ponis ponding pensive ponied poncing Ponging Pansie

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

pensivemoji 

A mentally diseased individual who acts as a leader to other mentally diseased individuals on instagram dot com.
pensivemoji: *anything*
pensivemoji followers: "IM A TODDLER" "WHERE IS TODDLER I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS"
Derived from the word "pensive", misspelled in order to further accentuate the seriousness or sadness one may feel.
Maxi seemed extremely pensibe today, I hope he's doing alright
Pensibe by tristfuled November 25, 2020

Pension Leeches 

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.
Meaning "cool", "awesome", "great", etc...
Wow, that outfit is pongin!" or "I wish that my ride was as pongin as that"
Pongin by Ponginpongster August 6, 2010