Ponk

The action that delivers the honk of a car horn.

You gotta ponk to make a honk.

by alarosa110 September 4, 2025

Ponk

Ponk is the action of pressing on your steering wheel to honk. Honk is the result, ponk is the action.

"You gotta ponk to make a honk"

by StaleBiscuit September 4, 2025

Ponk

The act of hitting something or someone with a comedic implement, such as an inflatable hammer.

I'm going to ponk that dog if it keeps barking.

I ponked Ian when he wasn't looking.

by Rufus Vegas May 24, 2025

ponk

The act of honking, while honk being the result of a ponk.

Peter ponked at the man in the truck, and the angry man confronted him in traffic, until Chit scared him away.

by codiddle September 8, 2025

Ponk

A masked man who likes to kill cats.

Ponk keeps killing innocent cats, he must be stopped!

by 69funnynumber October 21, 2020

Ponk

Better known as a "PoesZonk".

A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.

Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.

by Vuilbeksoutie April 11, 2019

Ponk

It means everything

Who the ponk asked

by Ponkforpresednt December 3, 2020