Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.

That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.

by MD Jr October 11, 2013

poll pox

the rash that strippers get from working the pole too much (also thought to be caused with a reaction with the brass or cleaners)

dancer: "I need to work tomorrow cause rents coming up but i've got a mean case of poll pox!"

by nawty newbe May 19, 2006

doodle poll

Joe Jackson's favorite dancing tool. This tool is only used by men with "The Tickler".

Don't let uncle Joe get on the Doodle Poll in front of the kids at The Christmas party.

by Jjack63961 November 15, 2016

poll whore

Someone who votes for booty/gold/money or what have you.

Will you join?
Yes
21% 10
No
19% 9
Poll Whoring! XD
58% 27
Total Votes : 46

Most people just like to be poll whores.

by Lily Powell April 24, 2006

Polling the electorate

To Suck a Dick

When Bobby asked Sam where Dean was, Sam responded by saying "He's Polling the electorate"

by APassAtChuckBass February 11, 2009

poll sucker

Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.

The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.

Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"

Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."

by Tuftskins June 02, 2009

poll troll

An internet user who is obsessed with finding a poll/survey to take. He will go around a website and take the survey, then giggle with excitement when other's results load.

Poll Troll: Oooooh, I found a good poll!
What do you like most?
-Green eggs with ham
-Turkey with mayonnaise
-Monkey brains
Poll Troll: Green eggs and ham of course! Hee hee hee the results are coming soon!

by KingOfTheLand April 15, 2008