podlar

when a ball is kicked or thrown, or has any movement in particular, it then sags extremley, or drops in the air before it reaches its target, also tends to do this as if it was in slow-motion
can be also used in the term, the ball has been podaled, the thrower is the podalee/ette
The ball has een podald

"hey throw a ball at him"
"okay i will do"
(man trows ball)
(ball then sags and flops down on the floor)
"aww man that was shit, you just did a podlar"

by tom07blink May 17, 2010

Zhongli Big Pillar

verb: to have an abnormally large male anatomy. These men are prone to; stealing yo girl, stealing yo mama, stealing yo sister, stealing yo daddy ( less often but still be cautious).

"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*

by yomamasbodypillow December 11, 2020

Pollaseeds

Sunflower seeds, it's a westcoast thing.

"I'm spittin' pollaseeds
I crack 'em one by one
'cause I don't wanna be greedy
Because these niggaz is salty they'll make you choke
Oh oh, you niggaz got me fucked up" Ice Cube- Spittin' Pollaseeds

by Kabrona June 17, 2009

jackson pollack

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.

Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006

The Five Pillars of Adolescence

The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.

Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex

The Five Pillars of Adolescence example...

"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."

by The Professional Killers November 2, 2011

Jackson Polack

www.polackia.net

Man I can’t believe that you don’t know who Jackson Polack is?!?

by Deadman7755 February 8, 2022

oonoo pallai

Person who is morbidly scared of the feline species in heat and shares a hatred for them. He carries a badminton racket to beat away cat(s) when they try to bite him. Esp. cats named Muji.

Nah oonoo pallai eh kayikadu. (I didn't do anything and its biting me).

by Anonymous Poonai August 5, 2009