sex pollen

A trope often used in fanfiction that bring two characters together in a sexual encounter

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!

Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!

by Em-erald September 10, 2022

Pollenate

A sexual act where the female is giving a blowjob. When the male is about to finish, he pulls out of her mouth and ejaculates up her nose causing her to sneeze.

This is a refrence to how plant pollen is plant sperm, and makes you sneeze.

Yo, winter is finally over, time to pollenate some sluts.

by Daddys Long Cock May 27, 2016

[Pokklen]

Originating from brunei, pokklen is used to describe a wannabe emo/gangster.

They typically wear bright skinny jeans and trucker caps sideways....and have a weird gangsta walk. They think theyre too cool!

guy 1-Dude, do u see that guy over there with the blonde highlighted mohawk??

guy 2-Yea...what a Pokklen!

by jungle_fever103 September 25, 2009

Polenvious

Adj:
Polite envy. To describe one's happiness for a person's good fortune.

A friend exclaims that they have won a trip around the world, you respond "I am so polenvious!"

by Skier Girl September 2, 2012

Pokenutz

A person so addicted to the Pokemon Go game that they do stupid and dangerous things

Wow those Pokenutz just ran righ in front of my car

by Robintix July 23, 2016

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

Pokénumpty

A derogatory word to describe a player of Pokémon go who does dumb things like: walk off a cliff or into traffic, climb over fences and trespass on military property, disrespect war memorials and sacred grounds, drive into the back of police cars, etc., all to capture a virtual creature

Today, a Pokénumpty suffered serious injury when he got caught in the razor wire surrounding the prison trying to capture Pikachu who was seen in the exercise yard .

by Donkeysareeverywhere2 August 7, 2016