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Ear PMS

Period of undefined duration in which one's sensibility to music (i.e., music's ability to trigger emotions/feelings) is reduced.

Although one's preference and sensibility to music naturally and significantly varies between genres and artists, the "Ear PMS" does not relate to this phenomenon. Instead it refers to a general state of less predisposition to be upwinded by music which in a normal/basal state is capable of bringing up feelings.
- Hey, have you checked that song I sent you ?
- Not yet. I'm having ear pms, so I'm saving it for later so I can properly judge it.
by hcKz November 17, 2013
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PMS

PMS (Pre-Menstrual Syndrome) or PMS-ing (Verb) has a wide array of symptoms but happens typically one to two weeks before someone’s period. As someone who gets periods and is probably PMS-ing right now, I want to tell people who don’t experience PMS that we cannot control how angry, sad, happy etc we get so please try to be understanding as we don’t mean to be mean and it’s hard for us. Of course you don’t have to go all out but just being willing to listen is enough.
Friend: Hey, are you okay?
“Yeah, I’m just PMS-ing”
Friend: Oh well it’s okay, I’m here if you wanna talk!
by spoiled_rich_milk February 27, 2022
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pms

what guys refer to as the worst time of the month.

but what i refer to it as, is the time of the month where men bitch and complain about not getting ass and blame everything on the woman.

yes, woman are more irritable at this time, but guys need to look at it through the woman's perspective.
for the guys who can't imagine what it feels like:

PMS is like having a raccoon scratch it's way out of your stomach, a toddler riding on your back all day, being force fed 20 pounds of rice, AND pulling paper out of your ass covered in blood every few hours.

you try doing that and act like nothing's wrong.
by commonsensespeaking July 21, 2009
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pms

a curse on all women that kicks in every month. Guys act like women over-react, but they don't know the pain and suffering they go through! guys, be nice to your girlfriend (or wife) when she is on her period.
great, im pms'ing
by ghyutpk March 1, 2011
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PMS avenger

A fictional superhero with the ability too wreak havoc on mens lives, fortunately she only works 4 days a month.
"oh shit its PMS avenger duck and cover."
-spits flame out of mouth and bitch slaps innocent bystander.
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
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PMSsage

A portmanteau of "PMS" and "message." Refers to the text messages that arrive from one's girlfriend/mistress/wife when she is on the verge of menstruation.

Frequent topics of a PMSsage: include weight gain, one's former girlfriends/mistresses/wives, ice cream, and The Notebook.
Bill (looking at his cell phone): Well, it's blowjob week.

Davey: How do you know?

Bill: I just got a PMSsage from Sally. She wants to know what the fuck happened to the ice cream in the freezer. I'm guessing she ate it.

Davey: All hail the Red Queen.
by SlapCaster September 9, 2010
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pmsl

possiably the worst and most unrealistic of internet jargon....
'pissing myself laughing' sure u are
arse: OMFG really pmsl
cool dude: please dont piss...
arse: wat?
cool dude: stfu n00b
by carey March 24, 2004
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