phytophile

1. An organism that thrives around plants
2. A person who's especially interested in plants
3. A person who's sexually attracted to plants, AKA the Plants VS Zombies porn community.

Person A: Hey look at this! *shows porn of a tree being fucked*
Person B: Wow... you're such a phytophile.

by StarGarnet03 December 9, 2022

Petophile

Someone who goes to the dog park, but doesn't have a dog, in order to pet other people's animals.

Did you see that creepy asshole on the bench? I don't see a dog with him. I'm pretty sure he's a petophile.

by Lingering January 7, 2023

Planophile

Planophile (/ˈplenoʊfaɪ̯l/).
From Proto-Indo-European *pleh₂-no-s (“flattened”) and the ancient greek word phílos (love).
A planophile is someone who has an obsession with the word "flat" and things being flat.
They commonly incorrectly conflate it with the word "level".
A flat earther is a good example of a planophile.

Guy 1: I have this guy from work, all he talks about is flat earth. Total planophile.
Guy 2: Planophiles gonna planophile.

by Neil Diamond Degrasse June 12, 2023

Pleophile

From the greek pleonasmos (abundance, excess) and philein (to love), someone who loves to be dramatic and to overreact to everything.

- I was EXHAUSTED because of this 100 meters walk !
- Come on, don't act like a pleophile.

by britishbeans December 22, 2023