Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.
The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
by Kings St October 23, 2010
Get the Plumpkin Patch Kidmug. A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
by Regina George from the 740 March 18, 2023
Get the Fat Matt Plumpkinmug. The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.
by WayChill November 5, 2021
Get the Flumpy plumpkinmug. The act of getting head from a girl while taking a dump and carving a pumpkin. See blumpkin definition.
by Peanuts And Corn October 4, 2017
Get the Plumpkinmug. by Jaboodle November 27, 2020
Get the Plumpkinmug. This morning‘s plumpkin was so enjoyable. Went down smooth, came out smooth. It’s definitely fall AF.
by lastfrontiermama August 27, 2021
Get the Plumpkinmug. While kneeling on the ground one person gives another head while the other drops a deuce and eats a moist pulled pork sandwich.
by Seahndi January 2, 2011
Get the Plumpkinmug.