Planet Hurt

Where you go when you lose a fight.

I'm sending you on a one-way trip to Planet Hurt!

by Rose likes pie November 7, 2009

Bingo Player

A person who plays poker without thought, logic or care. Often incurs the wrath of people who take the game seriously. Most commonly found in online games.

Man 1: Dude, can you lend me 300k?

Man 2: Why? What the fuck happened to your stash, man?

Man 1: Lost it all to a Bingo Player who went all in on a 5 2 off suit.

Man 2: Damn, Bingo Players. May they all burn in hell.

by morenacapoeirista November 5, 2009

Cd Player

A devise that you place a compact disc in and enjoy music of all kinds

Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight listen to some compact discs and you know CUDDLE!
Kiersten : Wow you are so clueless why don't you get a life!
Steve : I just thought girls liked music and being held by a guy!
Kiersten: Well incase you didn't know I like good lookin guy's with big dicks and ipods!
Steve : Sure you don't want an ugly guy with a small penis and a CD player?
Kiersten : NO!

by SlopNChop May 2, 2017

facebook player

A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.

Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.

Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player

by brown_eyed_girl March 26, 2009

You played yourself

When you set yourself up to fail.

A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

by TheCannon124 September 5, 2016

meat planet

A planet, such as Earth, dominated by carbon-based animal organisms.

We live on a Meat Planet.

by Hugh Johnson July 31, 2006

Player

A Man or Woman that has MORE than ONE person think that they are the ONLY ONE.

"Marlon has a BUSY Valentines day. Breakfast with Vanessa, lunch with Alexis and dinner with NeNe". Three girlfriends! Man, He is such a PLAYER".

by Rosebudd Slim February 13, 2014