Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010

Butt Piracy

Taking other peoples butts and selling them for a profit.

Captain Crook was convicted of butt piracy, after raiding several frigates and selling the booty for profit.Argh!!Thar be the booty!

by A.W.U. October 12, 2007

Drive-Thru Piracy

The act of bypassing another vehicle ordering food and taking their order. Best done under the cover of night fall. Skipping the innocent and then buying their food earns you the rank of Buccaneer. Take the food after they pay and you're now a Captain.

That car took my order in an act of blatant Drive-Thru Piracy!

by vtecsam May 2, 2011

Piralysis

A mental condition when the irrational number π suffers occasional bouts of depression, especially during a pandemic, when fewer theorems on pi grace the pages of reputable math journals and periodicals.

As the most beloved constant in mathematics, it’s not surprising that π is prone to piralysis every now and then, as it pops up in fewer proofs from delayed publications that came out when the world was on lockdown.

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

butt piracy

when two kids, one named Kevin and one name Anthony have fierce and violently intense butt sex with their tiny penises and dildos. usually blood is spilled from assholes due to excessive anal sex. duck-tape or dildos can be used to plug up the vast amounts of anal leakage

wow, those two kids Anthony and Kevin really had a lot of hard butt piracy last night

by awsomman March 23, 2010

piracy

The illegal burning/copying of a copyrighted CD that one bought at a store.

Piracy is ripping 50 Cent off like crazy.

by The Whole Entire World March 12, 2005

piracy

Something - such as a situation, or an action - that generally sucks or blows.

wtf?! I'm missing my show because of some breaking news crap? That's piracy!

by Meat Slapper April 27, 2005