BJ Piledriver

When a guy is in a standing 69 with a lady and just as he cums he thinks, “What the hell,” and piledrives her head into the floor.

I know this guy who got arrested for giving a chick a piledriver while she was blowing him upside down. Pretty impulsive thing to do, but he’s a legend who goes by the monicker of BJ Piledriver.

by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021

pittsburg piledriver

when you have a girl in a 69 position standing up and you do a piledriver forcing your dick deep down her throat

me and my wife were banging last night and i gave her the pittsburg piledriver

by dr.bigdick January 10, 2012

CT Piledriver

1. Must be performed in Connecticut. When you are having anal sex and you take out your penis and walk back a couple of feet, then you slap your partner with said penis and t-bag them as they lay on the ground until you break their nose. Then when they bleed you shit on their chest and ejaculate on their face(usually their hair or eyes.)

Oh dude me and Jenny where totally get it on until i laid her with my CT Piledriver. She was out cold. I left brah.

Text from Jill: John i just woke up from your CT Piledriver, again next Friday?

by Tilly M. June 6, 2010

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Atomic Piledriver

An almost impossible sexual maneuver in which a man stands atop a piece of furnature, or other object and dives on top of a woman lying missionary style in bed, inserting himself within her. Failure results in tragedy but success is spectacular pleasure.

Zack pulled off an Atomic Piledriver with Morgan last night.

by the guy in room 322 December 19, 2009

pittsburgh piledriver

when you shit in a girls mouth and then piledrive it down her throat as deep as possible with your dick

He gave Kathy the pittsburgh piledriver last night, and she puked shit for three days.

by John Winklespecht January 27, 2007

Diahrrea Piledriver

When you get your girl in the piledriver position and plow her mouth till you blow...then you piledrive her skull into the concrete floor and shit all over her head...

That was a viscious "Diahrrea Piledriver" Eric gave Teddy at the Christmas Party

by Shizzle Daddy December 28, 2005