University of Pittsburgh

The place where people who are intelligent, beautiful, worldly go to meet each other and marry.

(94% of Pitt students meet their spouce here)


Established prior to PennState. Far more reputable.

Jane went to the University of Pittsburgh to meet Dick. They lived happily ever after.

by prancer May 13, 2005

Pittsburgh Incline

When you have a fine asswoman and can't wait until you get into the bedroom so you start fucking her as your walking up the steps.

Dude so how did it go with the girl last night?
Well you know I gave her the good old Pittsburgh incline.

by WhiteLightning44 May 31, 2016

Pittsburgh Pinky

When you luxuriously lick marinara sauce off of your pinky finger while eating mozzarella sticks. The tongue must be fully extended outside of the mouth before the licking commences.

Wow, I had no idea Bartholemew's tongue was so long before I watched him do a Pittsburgh Pinky.

by ted cruz's butter cow October 18, 2017

Pittsburgh platypus

When someone is sleeping and you spread your butt cheeks over their face and proceed to close them onto their nose

“Bro, when I woke up it smelt like shit.”

“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”

by Mickey2point0 November 15, 2020

Pittsburgh Pipe

Where a Woman (or Man) gives a Blowjob or Blumpkin by:

1) Sucking on the tip of the dick

2) Cups the balls (like the botom of a pipe).

3) Proceeds to light the pubic hair on fire while "puffing" on the dick.

"Michelle gave me a "Pittsburgh Pipe" last night dude!"

"No Way man, that's awesome!"

"I know! I don't think my pubes will ever grow back!"

by PockaCabeza January 16, 2010

Pittsburgh Polack

A pre-coital misstep in which the penis is erroneously inserted into the anus, rather than vagina and the bowels are uncontrollably released.

I was so drunk this weekend I took a girl in the alley behind the End Zone and gave her the ole Pittsburgh Polack.

by Oletoker May 20, 2010

pittsburgh

greatest city on the planet full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the stillers. if you dont like pittsburgh, you fucking suck.

pittsburgh is where people go to get drunk and pass out in the cold, hence i would give my right nut to never leave.

by owen January 12, 2004