pooping hippopotamus

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

by acoustiix April 26, 2016

phoozing

When you wake up and check your phone rather than getting out of bed

"Sorry I'm late, I was phoozing for 2 hours this morning"

by kingcribble November 19, 2017

killer pooping

To poop with such ferocity, the results could be absolutely devastating.

Killer pooping is incredibly rare, and only one unfortunate individual has suffered loss of life.

by ExtremeBogom March 18, 2008

Slipper Pooping

The act of putting on slippers in anticipation of being on the toilet for a long time, in order to be more comfortable while taking a time-consuming dump.

He ate a lot of Chinese food last night, so he's probably slipper pooping right now. Might as well be comfortable, right?

by Andy Spring June 6, 2011

Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.

My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping

by PIG January 3, 2013

insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

Skeet Pooping

When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole

James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"

Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."

James: "????"

Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"

by TheRealSkeetPooper January 4, 2021