Phonacillin

A term for what your phone needs when it gets a virus.

I got a virus on my Samsung i sure could use some phonacillin

by shakenbake420 February 2, 2021

pooniac

When someone takes a shit in a Pontiac car.

Jon did you just take a pooniac in the car!

by The blitz man July 12, 2022

Celesto-Phonics

Heavenly Sounds

Music or songs that sound as if angels have created them!

Those sounds were so sweet they were Celesto-Phonic . A feast of angelic music played and the room was filled with Celesto-Phonics!

by equalitist© September 19, 2017

Poop Phonics

A method of teaching fecally focused children to read. They are encouraged to look in the toilet after pooping and use a stick to rearrange their floating turds into readable letter combinations and sounds they can use to form words.

5 year old Bobby was obsessed with his poop but was not interested in learning to read, so his mom introduced him to Poop Phonics. Soon he was building complex sounds in the toilet and reading above grade level.

by Velvet Tongue February 19, 2026

Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010

Home of Phonia

A misspelling of “homophobia” in a tiktok comment section, they ended up creating a new word which now means “Best thing ever that’s also really bad”.

“That’s so home of phonia.” “You’re so home of phonia Bill!”

by SeWRin August 22, 2021

home of phonia

A misspelt word of “homophobia” from a tiktok comment section, the person created a new word which is now “home of phonia” and it means something is good and bad at the same time.

“Oh that’s so Home of phonia.”

“I don’t think we should… it’d be home of phonia..”
“That’s so home of phonia Bill!”

by SeWRin August 22, 2021