Penus Poonus

Penus poonus is when you make a pooman (Like a snowman) And put a penis on it.

Exapmle: That PooMan has a really big Penus Poonus.

by Dude_40AssWhole January 15, 2009

penuss

contraction of penis and puss

Damn homie, I was with this dime last night and we did some penuss activities

by SamirHaider February 1, 2005

phanus

The area between ones anus and testes.

See also:durf,taint

"I slipped off of the seat on my bike and landed on my phanus!!"

by Will November 16, 2004

Phonus envy

The act of being jealous over the fact that someone has a better cell phone than you.

Theresa looked at Jenna's I-phone and then at her old school flip phone and developed a bad case of phonus envy.

by hagajim December 8, 2012

Penussy

Penussy (pæn - oosy); 1. the sexual organ of a male to female sexual reassignment surgery.

2. The cavernous fart void of the penis being restitched inside out like into a vaahj.

"Come here stud and toss that balogna hawg deep inside this freshly twist tied penussy! And don't forget to give it a good spit start!"

by Tacticalurrcontroller October 12, 2014

Penussy

A mutated, transgender sexual organ, that is produced when a lengthy, and sometimes faulty, sex change occurs. It's physical appearance varies, but tends to look like a ripple, nubby penis, with a very small scrotum.

Victoria Manwoman, leader of the penussy club, has a sweaty penussy that the club members ritualistically suck and lick weekly. In exchange for the licking ceremony, club members receive Ed Hardy Clothing, Uggs, Blackberries, Unlimited Texting, and blowjobs whenever they please. The ceremonies will continue until Manwoman's penussy is fully transformed into either a vagina or a penis; the initial gender of Victoria Manwoman is not clear to the public, and is a hidden secret of the penussy club.

by xXx69TheMainBro69xXxo March 20, 2009

phenusion

A word to define a person unfunny without them knowing the meaning

Your friend is such a phenusion

by Bruhimcool August 30, 2022