One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.
Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"
Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".
Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!
Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!
Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".
Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!
Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!
by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006
Get the Phantommug. Holy Fuck!! I just took a shit and there was only one piece of toilet paper left. But it's cool because it was a phantom
by Eamo420 March 7, 2011
Get the phantommug. Spitting onto your partners back while performing intercourse "doggy style" in such a way that you make them feel as if you've ejaculated onto their back. When they turn around to look at you, blow your load in their face.
by JTB October 6, 2003
Get the The Phantommug. by Lord Dude May 18, 2010
Get the Phantommug. A grafiti artist in los Angeles, His work can be seen on the cover of rage against machines The battle for los angeles.
by G00000000000Gle bob November 6, 2006
Get the the phantommug. During sexual intercourse when a male tries to hold off on ejaculation but comes a little bit- but its just enough to lose sensitivity and keep going and going....
by TheHOSS May 16, 2013
Get the Phantommug. A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.
Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.
Example 2. Sams neighbour's car is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. On e night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.
Example 2. Sams neighbour's car is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. On e night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
by It's the OG Phantom Shitter September 19, 2016
Get the A phantommug.