Phalliphiliac

A girl addicted to penis.

It is assumed that Jenna Jameson is a phalliphiliac.

by Dan Mar. July 16, 2008

phallicy

1. a deceptive, misleading, or false notion, belief, etc. expressed for the benefit of one's penis
2. a misleading or unsound argument supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis
3. deceptive, misleading, or false nature regarding one's penis, esp. size; erroneousness in relating facts regarding one's penis
4. In logic: any of various types of erroneous reasoning that render arguments supporting an act which would be pleasurable for one's penis logically unsound

He boasted that he was well-endowed, and this became a commonly believed phallicy.

He said he loved her, but it was only a phallicy.

All of his former hook-ups accused him of phallicy.

The most commonly used phallicy the fourth kind is "Everybody's doing it."

by Feistyy June 17, 2010

Phalliban

"America’s killjoy campaign against the male body’s, er, maleness" (Mark Simpson)

"I could understand if the FDNY was worried that Biserta’s hot body might be starting more fires than it puts out. Instead it seems like just another example of the puritanical American Phalliban trying to turn back the commodification cock that American consumerism started ticking."

by BondageTop November 27, 2009

Phallicious

A portmanteau of phallic and delicious;

1. Describing a situation of penile ubiquity.
2. Describing a male of exemplary sexual prowess.

Oliver: "Hey Gregory! Yesterday I went to that one phallicious internet sesspool of live-streaming voyeurism and nearly swallowed my own tongue!"
Gregory: "Oliver! I thought I told you to stop using my grandmother's computer to explore your sexuality on ChatRoulette."
Oliver: "Duly noted."
Gregory: "Guffaw!"

by Detective Magnus Bojaxhiu. May 13, 2010

phallic therapy

acts on the male phallus to keep it capable of being erect, large, and shiny; pertaining to the entire reproductive system, stimulating motions to excite and produce abundant output. In the female, motions on the genitalia resulting in arousal and irresistible orgasms and gushes.

My gf committed to the axiom "Use It or Lose It," always has us perform frequent phallic therapy, including kissing, jilqing, hand loving, fingering, tongue play on our genitalia resulting in vocal sounds and body twisting, pulses, and throbbing, with a final series of joyous, uncontrollable ejaculations, wettings, and gushes..

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

phallic organ

another, more antiquated, but more appropriate name fora guy's penis

if you don't know that it's both your cajones as well as the accompanying phallic organ that are being removed when you are castrated or emasculated, you have a problem.

by Sexydimma January 31, 2017

Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.

Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...

by e-rips January 5, 2004