petunia

An adjective to describe someone who is a bit "off". Worse than a geek but better than a retard. Also can be used to describe a blatant homosexual.

I saw Clay Aiken walking down in the village yesterday....what a petunia!

by Jammer69 May 18, 2005

Petulant

Donald Trump

He is acting petulant, just like Donald Trump.

by Osprey101 January 9, 2017

petulate

To reach a peak of pleasure / orgasm during stretching or to piss somebody off. verb

(stretch) man I just petulated hard
quit petulatin' me man

by MWizard April 20, 2015

petula

slang for a lady's lower love lips

She whipped off her knickers and I got a faceful of her hairy petula

by sidfelony September 16, 2008

Petulant child

An exceedingly bad tempered child or adult who behaves as a child.

You see all those liberal twats comparing Trump to a petulant child? Man, if they only had a mirror...

by Proxy_J November 4, 2018

Petunia

A girl who is really funny but who you are also ALWAYS concerned for. You better watch her or you'll end up hearing the deepthroat song over over and over again. But Petunia always has Gucci.

Petunia, what are you looking up? How do you know this?

by Karahballa October 3, 2018

Petula

Petula is super nice and sweet , but see looks likes a murder in the hallway, Petula is very sad all the time and she’ll never get a boyfriend , Petula dosen't have many friends and she doesn't like a lot of people and her best friend is AlexiA

Stop being a Petula and come over here

by X_petula_x January 27, 2019