the periscope

The act of hiding your boner between your underwear and your belly so that it faces up 180 degrees, maintaining stealth. The head of the penis sticks out of the pants but is masked by the underwear, jeans, shorts, and/or shirt emulating a periscope. Using the periscope allows you to do everyday activities, while walking around with a massive errection. (for best results use with belt)

I felt nervous to solve the math equation in front of the class, but then I just used the periscope.

I hope parents don't get the wrong idea when I am at the daycare with my raging hard-on, thank God my step-dad taught me the periscope.

by John Paul VII August 26, 2012

persistence

relentless. the act of continuing to pursue a goal after many failed attempts.

that dude sure must like miss mcdonald. he keeps going after her even after being blown off multiple times. i hope his persistence eventually pays off !!

by i.m. urbanized October 12, 2016

tony perkis

Ruthless excersize instructor, and manager of Camp Hope. Played by Ben Stiller in the movie "Heavy weights" (1995).

All you need is mother earth, father sky, and your dear old uncle Tony Perkis!

by Joe Diprisco July 10, 2006

persistent

Unrelenting, someone who never gives up. Ceaseless.

Note: in no way related to a certain Erich who in fact notably fails at persistence.

Erich, being persistent is not your forte. You give in too easily.

by Never Gives Up May 9, 2011

Pervitude

The aptitude an individual has for performing or acting upon perverted deeds.

The cat girl I was chatting with told me about her fetishes, she had an uncanny pervitude.

by Giermo July 4, 2011

periscoping

The practice of keeping your phone off or in flight mode most of the day to save battery and only turning it on briefly every now and then to check your messages, missed calls, fantasy football points, the football scores etc.

Like a WW2 submarine; coming up periodically to check their position and take on fresh air before going deep to avoid detection.

Jim: "Does Clive know we're headed to the Anchor, I can't hold of him? "
Greg: "He's periscoping so best just message him on Whatsapp to meet us there"

by Banksy1441 December 21, 2017

Perving Around

a creepy person who hangs around you in a public location, generally breathing a tad too hard and looks unclean.

Tiffney: Who's that guy perving around over there?
Emily: Oh, that's just Paul.

by emilybadass September 28, 2005