Pervetron

(PERV – uh – tron), noun; portmanteau of pervert + electron

Ostensibly an airport security device that electromagnetically scans the entire body of the suspect, er traveler, and then delivers porn-grade, virtual images of said man, woman or child to underpaid TSA apparatchiks and the geeky technicians who maintain the device.

Sergio: Hey, Vito! Come feast yo' eyes on the piece of cheesecake that just walked into our new Pervetron-6900!

Vito: Man, those gotta be at least 36-Ds! Hey, Sergie! Zoom in there… is that a clit ring I see?

Sergio: Oh, yea! Cha-ching! We's got ourse'f a money shot!

Vito: Quick, Serge! Snap a picture with your iPhone for the collection!

by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger August 5, 2010

perverted-justice.com

Controversial website featuring chatlogs, photos, and personal information of adult men who have tried to sexually solicit what they thought were underage children in chatrooms. In fact, the "children" in question are the website's adult volunteers, who then publically post all of the man's information as a warning to parents and a deterrent to other would-be pedophiles. The work of "PeeJ", as its followers call it, has resulted in many arrests and convictions, much press coverage, and even the recovery of an abducted and sexually abused young girl.

"Did you see the latest chatlog on Perverted-Justice.com? That guy wanted to f*ck an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD!"

by Hopkin April 13, 2005

perverted non-pervert

People who understand all the perverted jokes, but never tell any. They get the sexual reference, but would never use any (at least they don't admit it).

So-and-so are such perverted non-perverts, they only laugh and never say anything sexy.

by itsomethingwesay January 2, 2010

Bus Pervert

The sort of person whose personality and/or previous actions suggests that they would be likely to masturbate on a bus (or possibly other form of public transport). These people are likely to be sexers

Person #1, "Did you hear that Alex wanked when there were nine other guys asleep in the room?"
Person #2, "Yeah I know, he's a real Bus Pervert."

by JMaxxx August 12, 2008

Pervert Washington

An intense spaz and filthy dirty smoker who happens to be a pervert in the worst way possible causing him to be feared by all making him alone forever

Boy is that Wesley a really big Pervert Washington,like the perfect definition of one...

by SexyStalin January 18, 2019

pussy preventor

The female version of a cock blocker. When a female is talking to a guy and another female steps up and ruins her chances for her.

Jill toataly had that guy into her until drunk Sue came up and pussy prevented her. She's a pussy preventor!

by Glennzigx December 14, 2016

beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013