low-IQ person

a person who is appallingly ignorant and stupid; a fucktard; an assclown; an ignoranus; a trumpanzee; a person who has been magatized or lobotomized; a Republican; a Trump supporter; a member of the so-called "Trump base" ... see Donald J. Trump.

A consensus of psychologists agree that when Trump calls someone a "low-IQ person" he is projecting his own stupidity.

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

Sounds like a personal problem

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

by kevinq October 24, 2010

Person 1

The main subject of all the disasters and stuff that happens on Urban Dictionary. From having diarrhea to having to kill people, Person 1 has no shortage on shit to do.

Person 1: I'm sick of this shit. Honestly I am.

by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019

Perrentes

The ship name for Mike Fuentes(drums) and Tony Perry(lead guitar) of the band Pierce The Veil.

Girl One: Have you seen any PTV interviews?
Girl Two: Yeah, I wish there were more Perrentes moments!

Girl One: Best ship ever! Totally my OTP

by xGhostsInTheseWallsx December 29, 2013

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

Bored Person

You. You're so bored to the point where you start looking up what you are. Classy.

I'm so bored! I should just go to Urban Dictionary and start looking up bored person!

by SoupIsGoodForYourSoul December 10, 2016

Yellow Person

Refers to the song Yellow by Coldplay. The person who makes life worth living. They make you feel the joy and love that you never thought you deserved. They are your soulmate and/or your twin flame. They mean everything to you.

She’s just my yellow person. I can’t imagine life without her.

by Shilali October 26, 2020