Penaldo

A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg

Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi

by John Koraski August 25, 2020

Penal Queef

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

penai

One who is suspected to, or does in fact have several penises; more than one penis.

Get your penai out of her ass, she can't take more than 3 at once.

OR

You're such a penai, Bill. I wish you'd grow up....no, not that way Bill...

by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003

Parnabied

The act of being shot, most likely in a gym class, by an authority figure in a school building.

Student 1: We fuck I really hope we don’t get Parnabied today.

Student 2: Actually i’d be oddly okay with it.

by It sucks to be a CSU Ram November 8, 2018

vallyk pena

honestly the cutest boy on tiktok
there is no word to describe how fine he is
i hear aLLLLL talk about mattia pOliBo like ew no
mattia is ugly. anyway

"Sarah": did see vallyk pena 's new tiktok
"Brittany": dUhhhh i literally live for him.

"Sarah": Yeah? Well guess what! I was there at 2 seconds wby?
"Brittany": Haha I was there at 0! Your phone is slowwww

by ilyvp October 1, 2020

penal

For the purpose of punishing and/or containing criminals.
(You thought it meant something else, didn't you!) ;)

Examples:
Penal colony
Penal system

by BlastMaster June 18, 2003

penacious

(adj.) looking like a penis

penis

Bananas are very penacious

by xshanniniix October 4, 2010