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perfume ptsd

A perfume that you’ve used so much and are so tired of that you want to gag each time you smell it.
A thousand wishes gives me such perfume ptsd 🤮
by Braids Chedid that June 16, 2023
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stripper-perfume

Trying way too hard to be noticed, to the point of being obvious, obnoxious, and uninteresting.
-Did you see his new lambo?

-Yea it's hard to miss. Everyone knows he's rich. Reeks of stripper-perfume if you ask me.

-Her new job must pay an awful lot. Did you see all of her new jewelry?
- I can still smell the stripper-perfume!

Wilson described Kushner as “a man who needs a billion dollars fast, and is willing to cast shame on the winds to get there...The stench of his venality and desperation hangs around him like stripper perfume, cloying and obvious,” the GOP strategist wrote. (RICK WILSON 02.27.18 )
by MrMeanwhile February 28, 2018
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Scottish perfume

-What's the smell?
-It's Scottish perfume. Peter overdid with the booze yesterday.
by keksexual July 15, 2018
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Sex Perfume

A strong cologne used by band geeks in the low brass section
Man, I smell bad, can you spray me with some sex perfume?
by debsterliscious January 17, 2009
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Afghani Perfume

Farting in someone's face
"Omar stunk really bad so I gave him a blast of Afghani Perfume."
by kooskesh January 31, 2008
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perfumate

I am going to grab my bottle of perfume, and perfumate myself
by CBlaeser June 17, 2017
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Perfume

What is that smell bae?”
“It’s my Victoria’s Secret Rose and peach perfume”
by Ella toyo August 27, 2019
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