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Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.
"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"
by Person :)! September 11, 2009
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percussive reset

(i) hitting a machine until it starts working again

(ii) hitting a person upside the head with a blunt object until they start making sense/stop their hysterics/stop stuttering/are unconscious.
"Dude, the TV's not working. How do I fix it?"

"Didja try percussive reset?"
by TenChan September 19, 2011
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percussion code

The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.
Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.
by Superior Trumpet February 19, 2014
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Percussive Maintenance

a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".
person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
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Percussion Section

An asshat customer standing at the counter of your place of business who drums their fingers, jingles their keys, and/or otherwise taps on the counter to indicate 1) their asshat presence, or 2) their asshat impatience, or 3) their asshat importance. Generally accompanied by asshattery.
"Hey Trish, can you go check on the percussion section over by the cash register?"
by reapre May 19, 2010
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Percussion

Usually the section that gets a complement from other band directors, always talking, and never know where they are in the music.
I swear Mr. Srigley never says percussion does good, but Mr. Howell did.
by I don’t know what 2 + 2 is February 22, 2020
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Percussion

A group of different instruments, usually in band, that make up background/non central noises within the piece.
Hey, since you are in percussion, do you want to play the drums, maracas, keyboard, or tambourine?
by Abby From Wii Sports April 24, 2021
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