peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.

1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008

Peef

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.

ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"

by sexycutegurl1046659 October 11, 2016

Peef

When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.

Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.

by mjwick October 19, 2015

Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.

My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.

by Mistah White D July 4, 2019

Peef

A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.

Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?

by Skeetosaurus November 8, 2019

peef

a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster

i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it

by peef October 1, 2019

peef

fart out of ween

" i just peefed out of my ween"

by manly dude 100 September 9, 2019