Peef

Legit farting through your dick

"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"

by 1%penis January 10, 2018

Peef

A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.

"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"

by CatBotPosie June 27, 2021

Peef

When a man penis Queef's like a woman's vagina.

Dude during a blowjob I totally peefed in her mouth!

by Btrollenu March 2, 2018

Peef

A peef is a noun to describe some who seems kinda sus and has zero rizz. They believe they are the alpha yet remain the beta. Also most of the time they are a retired horse girl. If you’re lucky you can convince the peef to gallop.

Damn sophia’s such a peef she’s got that level zero gyatt

by ivan heindersone May 20, 2024

Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.

Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.

by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010

Peef

To fart out of your penis.

Hey Jason, did you just peef?

by CVS_Security November 5, 2018

Peef

A phenomenon that occurs when air travels up a man's urethra and it exits as a bubble

"WOAH did you see James peefed at the party "
"Yeah it was disgusting man"

by Ink smudger April 24, 2025