Patches O'Houlihan

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.

So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.

by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007

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Patcher

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher

by Twunt December 9, 2013

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patches

An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.

You are so unique, you must know patches.

by patcheslover March 15, 2005

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Patching

The act of visiting one or multiple pumpkin patches in a given day.

Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?

by DeeMo September 26, 2014

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Fat Patchies

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

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