feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

Paden

Their name is very unusual, but extremely unique. Paden's are usually very shy, but sweet. They are naturally good natured, and are very kind. They are drawn to kindness, and they don't judge. They have beautiful eyes, with a sparkling smile to match. They are easy to talk to, and they will be by your side when you need them. Not only are they the person of your dreams, they are so attractive, and have a cute smitten way to them. They don't talk about themselves non-stop, and their great listeners. If you known a Paden, consider your self lucky. Great people are hard to come by, and a Paden is the one for you.

Hey you know that Paden kid?
Yeah hes so nice!
Thats because he's a Paden

by thegirlnextdoor12345 September 10, 2012

jessi slaughter parenting

when parents are couldn't care less what completely absurd things their children do, and do nothing whatsoever to protect/supervise their children.

at the beach, some little girl about 3 or 4 years old went way too deep into the water and almost drowned, no adults were around to help her, "that's some jessi slaughter parenting right there, someone's just letting their kid drown."

by asdfg_nwp July 22, 2010

Parental Advisory

Advertising ploy aimed at children and young adults

We should put a parental advisory on our crummy album so it will sell

by LilSexy April 6, 2004

God parent

Guardians who agree to love and care for the child as their own. A second set of parents if you will. They promise to be there to guide the child and teach them right from wrong, to love and nurture them as their parents would. In the event that the biological parents should both pass away, the godparents agree to accept the child as their own.

We are so thankful Anna has god parents who spend so much time with her.

by Godwilling May 31, 2017

Parent of the year nomination

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.

After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

or

Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.

by Officeslacker January 9, 2008