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Kazoo Parade

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.
In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!
by Dirty D. May 13, 2014
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Paradigm Scrambler

Not having a consistant schedule. the term was coined by Morbid Angel guitarist Trey Azagthoth.
"The motto of a paradigm scrambler is 'daytime, nighttime, all primed, continuum time.' One day a paradigm scrambler might wake up at 1pm. The next day he might sleep til 10pm. Or he might stay up for 3 days straight playing videogames being an umberhulk."
by iak sakkath October 24, 2009
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White Trash Parade

A series of three or more lifted American-made pick-up trucks (typically plastered with naked lady decals, confederate flags, or metal mulisha stickers) cruising down the same street on friday night.
Dude, wasn't that Cheto's rig leading the White Trash Parade down second street?
by Merkin Master January 26, 2010
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naked ass parade

That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.
So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
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flying rabbit paradigm

A way of describing a profoundly loose framework of laws and theories in which just about anything you can imagine can potentially happen.
It was clear that she had been living inside of a flying rabbit paradigm since childhood.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
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Bulls on parade

"Bulls on parade!" - North American metaphor slang,

Usually used to notify those around you that police officers/soldiers are present and/or taking action nearby, and that it may be time to defend yourself against them.

"Bulls on Parade" is also a song by the band RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, which features on the Album "Vietnow". The band often uses this song as an opener as it is very exiting and contains powerful anti government rhetoric.
"oh shit watch out man, they're coming... YO! BULLS ON PARADE!"

RATM: "Arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells,
Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells,
...BULLS ON PARADE!"
by RenHoek28 August 23, 2007
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Stanley Parable

Stan-ley Par-a-ble (Stan-lee par-uh-buhl)

Noun.

1. A descriptor for a situation or dilemma in which the best course of action would be to follow the path laid out for one's self, potentially by an omniscient or omnipresent figure, wherein all other courses of action would lead to certain failure.
2. A reference to the video game Source Mod of the same name.
Stop trying to find other ways around it and trust me. The easiest way to get this done is to just do it the way I'm telling you. You're caught in a Stanley Parable.
by Stanley 427 August 15, 2011
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